R.I.P. Green Santa Dog (12/20/07 - 12/29/07)


So long, sweet green santa dog. Your life was short and full of ups and downs (mainly downs), but you probably never dreamed that you would come to live in a house with a vicious 5 pound yorkie poo. You fought valiantly, but, in the end, your dreams were flattened (and so was your body after having all of the life force sucked out of you by aforementioned yorkie poo).

The Mortal Wound

Coco went for the green santa dog version of the jugular: that seam behind your left ear. Once that little tear began, I’m afraid it was all over….just a matter of time before you became

A Two Dimensional Version of Your Previous 3D Self

Goodbye green santa dog. In your next life may you be the toy of a baby Maltese.

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